Cockroachthe colony · the library of pump

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Scroll to zoom in on a week. Drag to move along the burrow. Click a roach.

$COCKROACH

Study the cockroach.

turning points, each dated, sourced and graded, pinned along a cockroach burrow of every pump.fun tokens. Left is older. The chain is the thing that survives; so is the cockroach.

The story

The lore

Study the cockroach:
pump.fun's undying memory.

On September 29, 2026, json, pump.fun's head of content, posted three words, a pill and a cockroach.

Within seconds the crowd minted $COCKROACH: a coin whose whole idea is the one talent of the insect it is named after. It survives.

Welcome to the colony.

A green and white pill — Read the original post ↗29.09.2026

A cockroach in a glass tank at PumpLab, watched through the glass — Specimen 001 · under study

A cockroach in goggles driving through the night, pills streaming behind — Night shift · no brakes

A cockroach on a giant pill on the moon, a flag planted beside it — Planted.

Pills raining over a swarm of cockroaches — The colony, at scale

You survived.Pick your PFP.

Nothing kills the roach. Make your $COCKROACH portrait, then wear it.

Your colony portrait. Download it, or post it to the colony.

Make it yours.

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Manifesto

Nothing on a chain is forgotten. Every token pump.fun has minted is a transaction that will outlast the people who made it and the jokes it was named after. Twenty-four million of them, most of them worthless within the hour; all of them permanent.

A cockroach survives what kills everything else. That is the only thing it has in common with a block, and it is enough. This place is a colony: the burrow is the history, cut through the soil at the width the chain was busy, and what lives in it is what was minted there.

The library is the point; the cockroach colony is the ground it stands on. We do not catalogue the crowd. We keep the moments that turned something — a genesis block, a pizza, a collapse, a conclave — each with a date, a source, a grade, and where there was one, the transaction it is. The tokens named for a moment are counted because the crowd is a witness; the crowd itself is only the light we read by.

After the Library of Pump. The catalogue of moments follows theirs, chapter for chapter, with thanks; the burrow, the words, the grades and the sources are this colony's own.

Measured, not reasoned. The counts are read off the chain minute by minute. A chapter that cannot cite a source does not compile. The site refuses to publish what it cannot stand behind.

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Tip the colony

Study the cockroach.

01 Lore

“Study the cockroach.”

The insect

The chain

The colony

Study it

Get a Solana wallet

Add SOL

Open $COCKROACH

Join the colony

Token

Follow the colony.

Tip the colony

The colony's top 250

How the top 250 came in

Where am I in the colony?

Study the cockroach:
pump.fun's undying memory.

You survived.Pick your PFP.

Make it yours.

Manifesto

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Study the cockroach.

Study the cockroach:pump.fun's undying memory.

Make it yours.

Study the cockroach:
pump.fun's undying memory.